Happier

WoW!  My inner rage has hijacked this blog for far too long. Are you depressed yet?  Seriously.  I wasn't bummed in the least tonight but now, now I feel like jumping out the window (shuushhh, I live on the first floor)  just perusing my old posts.  For real people, I feel this place needs some uplifting, silly stuff. Just to get the JuJu going in the right direction, you know? So for kicks and grins... I got called out on my whiteness today, not due to any racial thing but, due to the sheer dorkiness that is me.  It's a gift really. You see, I'm not only loud, but my voice is - It's the sound of the prissiest, stuck up, annoying chipmunk squeal of all sounds of all voices. Hearing myself on tape is a test of endurance and a weapon of torture for those in a 5 mile vicinity. So, when explaining just how ghe.tto my gifts for a friend were, due to my inability to understand gift giving because Hello! I'm not a mind reader, (and secretly believe myself to be more male in the giving to others aspect, whatever that means, which ohhhh, I Think You Do) *ahem* My friend said, "spoken like a true white girl"  But for reaulll ya'll, I am soooo not. Whatever.  Gawd, I'm a dork.  GAWD. Blah Blah Blah Me Blah Blah Before the gooey nuggatey goodness that is the hk bebe girls - How long are we supposed to have to maintain composure Comedy Central?  Really truly heartly, Friday thru Sunday, you take away our Daily Show and Colbert Report.  And then you try to appease me with your measly eensy rerun of Thursday.  Fuckers. And just how long am I supposed to wait until 'Reno 911, The Movie' comes out on dvd?  How long?!  Uh uh, don't hate!  You know you wanna laugh when that shit comes on tv.  In a bitch about it moment though, one in which everyone will disagree because it's such a hit, I'm not so much about the Silverman show.  Is she gorgeous?  Yeah.   Is she intelligent?  I have no idea, I would assume yes, in getting such a fantabulous run on the channel. Is she funny?  My opinion, for what it's worth - lint and a hairball - so so.  I laugh and then I get all awkard - eyy out.  So much so I'm forced to make up words.  Blah blah me blah blah  BEBES Theme, dorkiness Check? I love music.  You do too?  Imagine that. All kinds.  I wrote about Dar Williams and the goodness that is her folkiness. Hip Hop? mmhmm.  Rap? some.  Boys with Guitars (aka, Earl's favorite...think Nickelback)?  yes.  Girls with Guitars (little harder, ladies, get out there and play!) oh yeah.  Electronic/Dance/Techno aka Rave music?  for the love of pete YES!  sorry shouted.  Cause I love me some techno. Go ahead.  Laugh.  My husband doesn't,  he shakes his head. And states that the girls will never like his type of music.  Not so love O mine.  Annabella Adores! Loves! Knows! Everlast...aka "White Trash Beautiful".  Or as she prefers "Trassshhhh!" I'm working on my exclamation point quota...they've been highly ignored as of late.  In a fit of needing some new electronica I jumped online and downloaded the song "Boten Anna".  I played this for my bebes, on their little mini IPod/Hello Kitty speaker docks...why mention this?  How arrogant, how spoiled.  Yes, but it's too damn cute....... They went nuts.  No no no, not danced around cutely with tiny bebe bootys moving.  No, arms flying around and up and down, Annabella furiously jumping - Samantha head tilting running around in circles. Like Bebe Crack only Safe and with no after effects. Annabella whines for the doggy song (I can not for the life of me figure this one out) and when prompted says the correct name, races to their bedroom and waits. For the bebe crack With Samantha squeezing in front of me to click on the song. For she is well aware of how to operate the gawd darn IPod. This frightens me.  And it should you as well.  So, in the more than likely case that you haven't heard the bebe crack, I'm posting the You Tube video of the song.  And you will laugh.  Cause oh my gawd it's dorky.  Ignore the visuals, or don't because you might want the laugh, for it's the beat that matters.  The beat people!  I know the translated words and hmmm, I much prefer the original language.  And hearing Annabella say "Boten Anna" rocks far more than it really should.

Basshunter - Boten Anna (MUSIC VIDEO)  And the picture of my bebes dancing to the song.  No video - my crap camcorder is ill and is gonna be takin out back and shot.  hold on...typepad = a bitch...I'm trying to get the pics    And getting revved up Ohhh yeah,  mhmmm, rave bebe next please, IPod - that's all you've got?

Comments

[Cartwheels At Midnight]

Gah! The cuteness of The Baby Dance! Think I can get Dillon and Mac to recreate that for me?

[hk]

*Snort* Now there's something...oh my word. That would seriously be funny!

[hk]

*Snort* Now there's something...oh my word. That would seriously be funny!